May 2013
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Don’t Bank On It…
Date: Sat, 05/25/2013 - 13:07
Going to the bank is always fun. The opening hours are so convenient, the uniforms are always very stylish and the fluorescent lighting is guaranteed to make your skin look just peachy. -
Facebooking: The Facts
Date: Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:28
I like Facebook. I never thought I would and I avoided it assiduously for many years. In fact I was fairly vocal about my antipathy towards it (Gentle reader, I know it is hard to imagine me expressing a strong opinion, but I did…). -
My Left Boot
Date: Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:38
My left foot is bigger than my right. It is quite common for people to have one foot, hand, ear, boob bigger than the other, but mine is a lot bigger. Freakishly so.
March 2013
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Nature versus Nurture…
Date: Fri, 03/22/2013 - 07:49
I was born and brought up in a town with a slightly dubious reputation. It could be described as a little on the ‘rough’ side; in fact, for a few years in the 1980s, it proudly bore the banner of ‘Stab Capital of Great Britain’, which really helped put it on the map. -
Stupid!
Date: Sat, 03/02/2013 - 09:28
I am currently in my 48th year on this planet. After careful consideration I have come to the following conclusion: PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
February 2013
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It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it…
Date: Fri, 02/08/2013 - 15:42
I am in a really bad mood. A really bad mood. Worse than usual. And the reason I am in such a bad mood can be summed up in two words - REALITY TELEVISION.
January 2013
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Driving Miss Crazy...
Date: Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:23
Ancients speak of a mystical place called Shangri-La, a permanently happy place, isolated from the outside world. Here people are almost immortal, they do not age, it rains cheese (I know, I didn’t get that one either) and… they all understand the principal of... -
Money’s Too Tight to Mention
Date: Fri, 01/18/2013 - 19:35
Ranting about taxes has to be one of the most pointless activities ever. It’s not going to change anything is it? And yet – here I am. Moaning away.
